Thursday 30 April 2009

Visa Appointment

Yes, I am on my jolly way to Florida this summer to work at the ever so lovely Disney World. Three whole months of glorious Floridian sunshine. Ahhh. But wait. Should I go? After all Disney employs Mexicans. Do I want to die? Argh! May be I will hide behind a mask and if a Mexican comes up to me I will spray them with perfume... I believe Mexicans may smell - more research is needed.
So tomorrow, I shall take that first step towards Swine flu and go to London for my visa appointment at teh US Embassy. I've heard that I'll have to wait around for 4-5 hours with no mobile phone, and I think you would have noticed from blog numero uno, that I do love my forms of communication. Alas, tomorrow I shall be cowering in a shadowed corner in the Embassy crying over my loss.
Should be most amazing! Lets see if they'll let me work in the Frasier producing U S of A.
P.S. I love Niles
xXx

Wednesday 29 April 2009

No facebook comments

Maybe I should write an essay? Hmm...

First blog

Should I write something amusing? Something intellectual? I think not. Just thoughts of my new form of communication. After using Bebo, Friends Reunited, MySpace, MSN, Skype and the ever so lovely and brainwashing Facebook, I now find myself sitting writing a blog that no one, except may be a hermit would read, let alone find interesting.

Is my life really this boring? Seemingly so.

But really, what am I supposed to write? I have no applications to join, no 'friends' to 'poke', no scrabble games. I feel lost. Alone. It's like death. The internet was the information highway (I hate that term). However, now it is a mere form of cheap simulated communication. No feelings, no emotions, no weirdness, no problem. And here I am contributing to it. Huzzah - go me!

I shall leave you now my dear readers, and continue to check my Facebook to see if anyone has commented on my '5 fave actors'. Sadly, I doubt it.

xXx